the unofficial guide to dtvm

"What can you do in uni with this diploma?"

dandylioncome asked: hahaha who is the brilliant mind behind this?

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DONCH TELL YOUZZZZZZ
lol jk, we can’t reveal our identities for now my dear, but:

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EEEEEEEK

Why, hello there lecturerswhohavenowfoundoutaboutthistumblr! You’re looking amazing omg IS THAT A NEW SCARF? Aw, it’s gorgeous!!!!!!!!11

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So, uh, there really is nothing interesting or of educational value here. Literally no one comes here *cough* and even if we do, we swear it’s not during classes or…before deadlines.

FOR SOME OF US THIS IS ALL WE HAVE LEFT OF OUR BELOVED COURSE

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*riffles through old Media Law notes* This isn’t grounds for defamation, right? LIBEL?

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UH IT’S ALL IN GOOD FUN, YEAH? K BAI HAVE A NICE DAY SEE YOU TOMORROW AT HOMECOMING

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Dear DTVM faculty,
As purveyors of aids to mischief-makers, we are looking for NEW BLOOD.Duties include:
regularly posting/reblogging DTVM shenanigans
threatening current DTVM freshmen to follow, like & reblog religiously (no, we don’t care if they don’t get the poST JUST REBLOG IT GDI)
stealing Stella’s scarf and setting her on a treasure hunt once in a while
Leave us an ASK or FAN MAIL if you solemnly swear you’re up to no good. Cheers!

Dear DTVM faculty,

As purveyors of aids to mischief-makers, we are looking for NEW BLOOD.
Duties include:

  • regularly posting/reblogging DTVM shenanigans
  • threatening current DTVM freshmen to follow, like & reblog religiously (no, we don’t care if they don’t get the poST JUST REBLOG IT GDI)
  • stealing Stella’s scarf and setting her on a treasure hunt once in a while

Leave us an ASK or FAN MAIL if you solemnly swear you’re up to no good. Cheers!

(Source: you-must-always-be-brave, via matt-smiths-legs)

Anonymous asked: No worries! It went fine. Hopefully. :(

Don’t worry man. I’m sure you did great! 

Anonymous asked: Oh cool! Cos I have a DPA interview for DTVM today. :)

OH MAN…I’M ONLY NOW READING THIS

Nevermind. It’s cool! I hoped you had a great time today!

Anonymous asked: I'm thinking about joining DTVM. Should I?

But of course! DTVM is the perfect little place for story lovers. Here, everyone is obsessed with movies, books, games, etc. It’s like a little family where everyone is a nerd. 

It’s also a pretty amazing diploma! Here, you get to write and direct films, create game concepts, pen controversial newspaper articles….basically, it’s the best fun you’ll ever have in school.

If you want to know more about the course, just head down to our facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/pages/SP-dtvm/197089930391839 . You can ask our course lecturers anything you want! 

(Also, if you still doubt how awesome DTVM is, note how awesome this BLOG is. There. All the proof you need.)

Where’s the “I’LL JUST GO ON TUMBLR FOR 5 MINUTES THEN SUDDENLY IT’S 3 HOURS LATER” bit?

Where’s the “I’LL JUST GO ON TUMBLR FOR 5 MINUTES THEN SUDDENLY IT’S 3 HOURS LATER” bit?

(via lickystickypickyshe)