Sh*t We Do In DTVM

A 5.5 MONTH RECAP OF THE CURIOUS AFFLICTION THAT WAS DTVM INTERNSHIP

5 minutes before 1st day of internship

When your sup first set eyes on you aka fresh meat

Your first assignment

Your sup’s reaction to your first assignment

2nd month into your internship: looking busy

LO coming to visit

LO telling you you need to suck it up

3rd month of internship

Festive season in the office & free food

LO’s 2nd visit

4th month: the other overachieving intern(s)

5th month

“What kind of work is this, intern?”

LAST BLOODY DAY

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oh look full circle

Congrats, you’re unemployed!

Lads, we made it!

After 500 years, we have finally reached our last internship day!

Some of you had it easy.

For some of you, it was a bloody nightmare.

It doesn’t matter anymore. It’s over. ITS FINALLY OVER. (Unless you’re staying on - suckers). 

Now, do the world a favour and go out and get a drink. Party. Club. Fuck. Rot at home. I don’t care - just get out of the office, and enjoy your life.

You’re 20, school-less, jobless and broke. REJOICE!

Click this link for a heart wrenching story written by someone we, the collective consciousness that is DTVM, apparently adopted.

LAST DAY OF INTERNSHIP TOMORROW!!!!!! CAN IT BE???

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ITS FINALLY OVER

For some of you lot, today is the LAST DAY OF INTERNSHIP. 

I suggest intense clubbing, an unhealthy consumption of alcohol, and maybe a little eryi eryi.

Enjoy your freedom, lads!

Rumour has it…

According to unmentionable, unquestionable sources, Year 2 DTVM students could be heading to Borobudur this year for OLP.

If you have no idea what this place is (none of us do, really), take a look:

Yes, people. This is Borobudur, the ancient 1000-year-old temple on in Central Java, Indonesia. Its listed on the UNESCO World Heritage site, and is one of the most popular tourist sites in Indonesia. 

Imagine your shots. 

Imagine your freaking mise en scene shots. 

You guys get a gorgeous ancient temple, while we got the flipping wild. 

Lovely. 

(I’m not bitter. Really.)

Disclaimer: This is a rumor. As in we-are-not-credible rumor  Don’t get too excited. 

T - 7 / T MINUS SEVEN